So I don't see much TV, and even when I'm watching it, I tune out for commercials. Glad I didn't miss the end of this one today! Lysol's marketing department just talked me outta using there products with the closing statement, "No more touching that bacteria covered pump"... How friggin' lousy does the soap have to be to remove the pump from the hand washing equation??? Seems to me they've got the whole germ spread prevention scheme assed up. Seems everything after the soap to hands should be automatic to me! I get: auto on water, auto drop paper towels, but where's the auto opening door to get ya the fuck outta a public restroom??? Please, tell me the last time you time you left a public restroom that opened out? That's what I thought.... Mental pic: Ya get to the door just moments behind the employee that walked behind ya, while you're at the sink waving and cussing at the soap dispenser, that you know didn't wash up after shakin' hands with the man, and there it is! The pull handle you know has his prick on it. "Why the fuck don't the doors open out, so I can just kick the sumbitch open!", as you head back to fight the auto paper towel machine for one last piece of "cock block" paper to open the damn door... I rest my case
